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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via navel)

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

- Joshua Graham (via thirteenrabbits)

(via skinnydreams-live-ur-life)

narutoe:

reasons to make fun of someone

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(via unlaze)

enigmaticforeskin:

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

(via measurable)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via unlaze)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via unlaze)